OLC42: The Malfunctioning Archeology Kit

Location: Unknown, stolen from the Lyre Family private collection. Status: Presumed Active. Description and Behavior: The Malfunctioning Archeology Kit is an anomalous children’s archeology kit from the defunct toy company Fantasnatural Toys. Specifically, the Kit is from the Junior Scientist line of products and is labelled as a prototype for an unreleased archeology kit. Items … Continue reading OLC42: The Malfunctioning Archeology Kit →

SLC39: The Stream Messiah

Location: Livestreams manifest at random on various livestreaming websites. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Stream Messiah is an anomalous animatronic depicting Jesus Christ that, from archived footage, seems to reside in the rundown basement of an unknown building. From its location, it participates in near-constant livestreams of itself speaking to the audience. The websites … Continue reading SLC39: The Stream Messiah →

OLC37: The Thought Catalogue

Location: Is shipped to homes from an unknown address. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Thought Catalogue is a sales catalogue advertising various “States of Mind” (listed as SoM for short in the catalogue) for sale. There are anywhere from eighty to two hundred of SoM in these catalogues, depending on which season. Among them … Continue reading OLC37: The Thought Catalogue →

ILC34: Fantastic Nathaniel’s Amazing Friends!

Location: The “Studio” manifests in random alleyways, the “Show” appears on channels unscheduled. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Fantastic Nathaniel’s Amazing Friends! is an anomalous children’s television production starring the so-called ‘friends’ of Nathaniel, a character that has not appeared in any known archived episodes. Though the show appears to be animated, the characters are … Continue reading ILC34: Fantastic Nathaniel’s Amazing Friends! →

OLC29: New Doors

Location: Urban area, usually in apartments. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: New Doors are the anomalous phenomenon of unfamiliar doors permanently appearing in areas where no door was previously. The New Door that appears will always be off-black regardless of the coloration of the room it resides and attempts to recolor it will fail. When … Continue reading OLC29: New Doors →

SMC28: The Demon’s Skull

Location: Usually hides in homes and wanders around at night before leaving. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Demon’s Skull is a jawless humanlike skull with short horns. It has a brown coloration, and typically floats about six feet (1.8 meters) from the ground. Generally, this entity manifests inside of a home between the hours … Continue reading SMC28: The Demon’s Skull →

OLC27: The Jubilist Manifesto

Location: Manifests on bookshelves. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Jubilist Manifesto is an anomalous political treatise written by an alternate reality Karl Marx. Copies of it have a plain red cover with “The Jubilist Manifesto” written across it with an author credit to Marx. It is a hundred and twelve pages long and has … Continue reading OLC27: The Jubilist Manifesto →

SLC23: The Parturition Jukebox

Location: Travels between various bars and pubs in Nashville, Tennessee. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Parturition Jukebox is an entity that somewhat resembles a jukebox made of a flesh, bones, muscles, and a thin transparent membrane where glass would be. It has four long and powerful arms it uses to move around as well … Continue reading SLC23: The Parturition Jukebox →

ALC21: Loyal Luggage

Location: Southern Alberta and Saskatchewan, Canada. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Loyal Luggage are anomalous instances of living luggage that currently only occur in the southern portions of the Canadian provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan. These entities are typically quadrupedal leather suitcases with two eyes, two ears, a mouth, and an anus scattered seemingly randomly … Continue reading ALC21: Loyal Luggage →

OLC20: The Rebirth Cube

Location: Unknown, currently thought to be in the possession of one of the cells of the Blood Angel Cult (IMI2). Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Rebirth Cube is a black cube measuring three feet eleven inches (1.2 meters) on each side and weighing at least four thousand pounds (1814 kg). Its blackness is so … Continue reading OLC20: The Rebirth Cube →