AHA65: Curious Monkey Barrel

Location: Usually in urban alleyways, last sighted in Chicago, Illinois. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Curious Monkey Barrel consists of a number of baboon-like creatures with their muscles and bones twisted into each other, effectively ‘woven’ together to form a mass of flesh, limbs, and eyeless heads wedged into an eighty gallon (300 liter) … Continue reading AHA65: Curious Monkey Barrel

OMN64: Steve’s Self-Filling Buckets

Location: All known instances ‘gifted’ through the mail by ‘Steve’, which is an entity of unknown origin. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Steve’s Self-Filling Buckets are anomalous four-gallon (15 liter) steel buckets with cheap paper sticker labels on them, usually with ‘Steve’s Bucket’ written on them with permanent marker. The inside of each bucket is … Continue reading OMN64: Steve’s Self-Filling Buckets

OLC63: The One-Word Dictionary

Location: The Lyre Family private collection. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The One-Word Dictionary is an anomalous book that contains only one word and its utterly extensive definition. The specific word is ‘Ximellious’, an adjective. The definition is itself about three-hundred thousand words long and frequently digresses into typically unhelpful anecdotes from the uncredited author. … Continue reading OLC63: The One-Word Dictionary

IHA62: Itinerant Soviet Republic of Transmortemia (ISRT)

Location: Manifests ‘between’ the borders of countries due to reality-bending nature. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Itinerant Soviet Republic of Transmortemia (ISRT), previously known as the Ethereal Duchy of Transmortemia, is an anomalous ‘Necro-Marxist’ nation-state that frequently relocates itself via its reality-bending properties. It typically manifests at various international borders, effectively temporarily wedging itself … Continue reading IHA62: Itinerant Soviet Republic of Transmortemia (ISRT)

SLC61: The Pestering Crone

Location: Manifests late at night in random houses. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Pestering Crone is an anomalous entity resembling a small elderly woman. It initially manifests in a house at night and then remains in close vicinity to the initial manifestation point, in both visible and invisible forms, until it leaves of its … Continue reading SLC61: The Pestering Crone

IHC60: Catch and Release UFOs

Location: Rural areas, most reports occur in the United States. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Catch and Release UFOs are, despite the name, not actually UFOs as they are in fact identified though with little proper information on their origins. They are simply called UFOs due to the pop cultural associations the term has with … Continue reading IHC60: Catch and Release UFOs

ALI59: House Dinos

Location: Ordered online via temporary websites. Some feral cases exist. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: House Dinos are anomalous pets sold by an unknown organization through temporary websites that are advertised through social media. Despite the name House Dinos are not actually dinosaurs but are rather other animals genetically engineered to resemble the pop cultural … Continue reading ALI59: House Dinos

HLC58: The Organic Computer

Location: Unknown, in American government possession. Status: Unknown, presumed active. Description and Behavior: The Organic Computer is a large living desktop computer made of organic material. The ‘tower’ is composed of grey matter of human origin contained inside of a chitinous exterior, which allows for incredibly effective multi-tasking and creative problem-solving abilities with a computing … Continue reading HLC58: The Organic Computer

OLC57: The Flame Pants

Location: Unknown. Status: Unknown, presumed active. Description and Behavior: The Flame Pants are a pair of anomalous dress pants formerly worn by the con-artist turned politician and third-party presidential candidate Dexter Mallory. They adjust themselves to perfectly fit anyone wearing them. Their anomalous qualities manifested during one of Mr. Mallory’s infamously fallacious speeches on September … Continue reading OLC57: The Flame Pants

SHC56: The Reptilian Duelist

Location: Can manifest at competitions. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Reptilian Duelist is an anomalous reptilian humanoid known to be able to manifest at competitions. It stands at seven and a half feet (2.3 meters) tall and appears to be covered in dark grey scales. Its voice, while relatively deep and rough, is clearly … Continue reading SHC56: The Reptilian Duelist