OHA90: The Unobservable Object

Location: Presumed to be in the Lyre Family private collection. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: It is not known what the Unobservable Object is. Even whether it is in fact an object is purely theoretical as while it can be relocated and generally seems to remain stationary, it could very well be a plant, animal, … Continue reading OHA90: The Unobservable Object

ILN89: Rosy Sleaze’s Adult Pizzeria Animatronics

Location: Frequently sighted in or near the Colorado Rockies. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Rosy Sleaze’s Adult Pizzeria Animatronics are anomalous animatronics from the failed adult entertainment venture, Rosy Sleaze’s Adult Pizzeria. This venture attempted to take the mascot arcade-pizzeria business that was wildly successful at the time and create a chain of mascot casino-pizzeria … Continue reading ILN89: Rosy Sleaze’s Adult Pizzeria Animatronics

PHH88: The Tumor Plague

Location: Mostly eradicated, except for some lab samples. Status: Inactive, eradicated anomalous disease. Description and Behavior: The Tumor Plague is an anomalous viral disease that functions as a contagious form of cancer. As an airborne disease, it is mostly spread via particulates in the air originating from infected persons but can also be spread though … Continue reading PHH88: The Tumor Plague

SMN87: Luther the Outcast

Location: Unknown. Status: Unknown, presumed active. Description and Behavior: Luther the Outcast is an anomalous human known to have previously been a high-ranking follower of the Vapors Priest (HHH7) in the Chained Gods Temple before leaving. It is commonly described as being an abnormally large, hairless, and misshapen humanoid draped in a mass of cloths … Continue reading SMN87: Luther the Outcast

AMI86: Euphoria Gut Worms

Location: Have spread to most countries, though at this point most hot spots have been contained. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Euphoria Gut Worms are an anomalous species of parasitic worm of uncertain origin. They resemble maggots perpetually pulsating with bright bioluminescent light of ever-shifting colors, to such a degree that the abdomen of a … Continue reading AMI86: Euphoria Gut Worms

SLC85: The Red Reverend

Location: Wanders the Mojave Desert in the southwestern United States. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Red Reverend is an anomalous human in the Mojave Desert known to always wear a crimson cassock and an often blood-covered clerical collar. It appears as a six-foot three-inch (1.9 meter) tall white American male in their late thirties … Continue reading SLC85: The Red Reverend

ILC84: The Microciety

Location: The Lyre Family private collection. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Microciety is an anomalous scale model of a proposed flat earth by the missing amateur Cryptogeographer, Christopher Oswald Lyre, who was in our employ for eleven years before disappearing. It is in the shape of a bowl that measures ten feet (3 meters) … Continue reading ILC84: The Microciety

AHI83: Air Marlins

Location: Originate from somewhere in the southern Caribbean Sea. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Air Marlins are anomalous airborne fish, specifically Atlantic blue marlins. In appearance and biology, they are almost indistinguishable from the non-anomalous, water-bound specimens of the species. Their main point of distinguishment is the fact that the Air Marlins ‘swim’ through the … Continue reading AHI83: Air Marlins

OLA82: Steve’s Automatic Diaries

Location: Is delivered by mail to intended recipients. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Steve’s Automatic Diaries are anomalous books that begin with entirely blank pages. The cover is always light blue, labelled with a paper sticker saying, “Steve’s Automatic Diary – Gifted to [insert recipient’s name]” and the book is perpetually one inch (2.5 cm) … Continue reading OLA82: Steve’s Automatic Diaries

SMN81: The Mad Mechanic

Location: The contiguous United States, currently in prison. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Mad Mechanic, real name unknown though Michael is the probable first name, is an anomalous human and self-proclaimed supervillain. It is a five-foot eleven-inch (1.8 meter) tall blond-haired American male of Polish and Hungarian descent based on genetic analysis. Currently it … Continue reading SMN81: The Mad Mechanic