ILN89: Rosy Sleaze’s Adult Pizzeria Animatronics

Location: Frequently sighted in or near the Colorado Rockies. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Rosy Sleaze’s Adult Pizzeria Animatronics are anomalous animatronics from the failed adult entertainment venture, Rosy Sleaze’s Adult Pizzeria. This venture attempted to take the mascot arcade-pizzeria business that was wildly successful at the time and create a chain of mascot casino-pizzeria … Continue reading ILN89: Rosy Sleaze’s Adult Pizzeria Animatronics

PHH88: The Tumor Plague

Location: Mostly eradicated, except for some lab samples. Status: Inactive, eradicated anomalous disease. Description and Behavior: The Tumor Plague is an anomalous viral disease that functions as a contagious form of cancer. As an airborne disease, it is mostly spread via particulates in the air originating from infected persons but can also be spread though … Continue reading PHH88: The Tumor Plague

SMN87: Luther the Outcast

Location: Unknown. Status: Unknown, presumed active. Description and Behavior: Luther the Outcast is an anomalous human known to have previously been a high-ranking follower of the Vapors Priest (HHH7) in the Chained Gods Temple before leaving. It is commonly described as being an abnormally large, hairless, and misshapen humanoid draped in a mass of cloths … Continue reading SMN87: Luther the Outcast

AMI86: Euphoria Gut Worms

Location: Have spread to most countries, though at this point most hot spots have been contained. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Euphoria Gut Worms are an anomalous species of parasitic worm of uncertain origin. They resemble maggots perpetually pulsating with bright bioluminescent light of ever-shifting colors, to such a degree that the abdomen of a … Continue reading AMI86: Euphoria Gut Worms

SLC85: The Red Reverend

Location: Wanders the Mojave Desert in the southwestern United States. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Red Reverend is an anomalous human in the Mojave Desert known to always wear a crimson cassock and an often blood-covered clerical collar. It appears as a six-foot three-inch (1.9 meter) tall white American male in their late thirties … Continue reading SLC85: The Red Reverend

ILC84: The Microciety

Location: The Lyre Family private collection. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Microciety is an anomalous scale model of a proposed flat earth by the missing amateur Cryptogeographer, Christopher Oswald Lyre, who was in our employ for eleven years before disappearing. It is in the shape of a bowl that measures ten feet (3 meters) … Continue reading ILC84: The Microciety

AHI83: Air Marlins

Location: Originate from somewhere in the southern Caribbean Sea. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Air Marlins are anomalous airborne fish, specifically Atlantic blue marlins. In appearance and biology, they are almost indistinguishable from the non-anomalous, water-bound specimens of the species. Their main point of distinguishment is the fact that the Air Marlins ‘swim’ through the … Continue reading AHI83: Air Marlins

OLA82: Steve’s Automatic Diaries

Location: Is delivered by mail to intended recipients. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Steve’s Automatic Diaries are anomalous books that begin with entirely blank pages. The cover is always light blue, labelled with a paper sticker saying, “Steve’s Automatic Diary – Gifted to [insert recipient’s name]” and the book is perpetually one inch (2.5 cm) … Continue reading OLA82: Steve’s Automatic Diaries

SMN81: The Mad Mechanic

Location: The contiguous United States, currently in prison. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Mad Mechanic, real name unknown though Michael is the probable first name, is an anomalous human and self-proclaimed supervillain. It is a five-foot eleven-inch (1.8 meter) tall blond-haired American male of Polish and Hungarian descent based on genetic analysis. Currently it … Continue reading SMN81: The Mad Mechanic