Location: The North American Rocky Mountains. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Pouch Man is an approximately fifty foot (15.2 meter) tall anomalous entity that wanders the Rocky Mountains searching for prey. Its torso and seemingly mouthless head are about fifteen feet (4.6 meters) tall combined. The arms and legs are long and spindly, with … Continue reading AHA43: The Pouch Man
OLC42: The Malfunctioning Archeology Kit
Location: Unknown, stolen from the Lyre Family private collection. Status: Presumed Active. Description and Behavior: The Malfunctioning Archeology Kit is an anomalous children’s archeology kit from the defunct toy company Fantasnatural Toys. Specifically, the Kit is from the Junior Scientist line of products and is labelled as a prototype for an unreleased archeology kit. Items … Continue reading OLC42: The Malfunctioning Archeology Kit
SHN41: Miss Matchmaker
Location: A large mall-like structure orbiting Venus, where ‘guests’ are transported by invitations. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Miss Matchmaker is an entity that resides in ‘The Love Mall’, which orbits around the planet Venus. It declares itself to be a fallen angel, or demon, of love. These claims are currently unverified. The entity is … Continue reading SHN41: Miss Matchmaker
PHI40: Flesh Displays
Location: Manifest as centerpieces during parties. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Flesh Displays are anomalous decorative centerpieces made of various human tissue, such as muscle, bone, cartilage, and skin. The tissue usually takes the form of writhing tangled tendrils that reach out from a central mass to the ceiling and then hang down, though often … Continue reading PHI40: Flesh Displays
SLC39: The Stream Messiah
Location: Livestreams manifest at random on various livestreaming websites. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Stream Messiah is an anomalous animatronic depicting Jesus Christ that, from archived footage, seems to reside in the rundown basement of an unknown building. From its location, it participates in near-constant livestreams of itself speaking to the audience. The websites … Continue reading SLC39: The Stream Messiah
AHA38: Bone-Hating Worms
Location: Mississippi River Basin water bodies. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Bone-Hating Worms are an anomalous species of parasitic worms that inhabit some of the waterways of the Mississippi River Basin. They usually appear as small, thin black worms about one to two inches (2.5-5.1 cm) long. When an animal or human pass by them … Continue reading AHA38: Bone-Hating Worms
OLC37: The Thought Catalogue
Location: Is shipped to homes from an unknown address. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Thought Catalogue is a sales catalogue advertising various “States of Mind” (listed as SoM for short in the catalogue) for sale. There are anywhere from eighty to two hundred of SoM in these catalogues, depending on which season. Among them … Continue reading OLC37: The Thought Catalogue
SLI36: Meaty the Coyote
Location: Can be found at various conventions in the United States. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Meaty the Coyote is an anomalous entity that disguises itself as a neon red coyote mascot that travels the country. This costume has subtle spots on it, a purple mohawk, pierced ears and nose, and a shirt/leather jacket combination. … Continue reading SLI36: Meaty the Coyote
OHA35: The Endless Shotgun
Location: The Lyre Family private collection. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Endless Shotgun is an anomalous firearm of uncertain origin. It resembles a crudely made sawed-off double-barrelled shotgun with a wooden stock. Usually it rests on a wooden display stand with the words “For Dealing With Lots of Problems” carved into it. When it … Continue reading OHA35: The Endless Shotgun
ILC34: Fantastic Nathaniel’s Amazing Friends!
Location: The “Studio” manifests in random alleyways, the “Show” appears on channels unscheduled. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Fantastic Nathaniel’s Amazing Friends! is an anomalous children’s television production starring the so-called ‘friends’ of Nathaniel, a character that has not appeared in any known archived episodes. Though the show appears to be animated, the characters are … Continue reading ILC34: Fantastic Nathaniel’s Amazing Friends!
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