OLC63: The One-Word Dictionary

Location: The Lyre Family private collection. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The One-Word Dictionary is an anomalous book that contains only one word and its utterly extensive definition. The specific word is ‘Ximellious’, an adjective. The definition is itself about three-hundred thousand words long and frequently digresses into typically unhelpful anecdotes from the uncredited author. … Continue reading OLC63: The One-Word Dictionary

OLC57: The Flame Pants

Location: Unknown. Status: Unknown, presumed active. Description and Behavior: The Flame Pants are a pair of anomalous dress pants formerly worn by the con-artist turned politician and third-party presidential candidate Dexter Mallory. They adjust themselves to perfectly fit anyone wearing them. Their anomalous qualities manifested during one of Mr. Mallory’s infamously fallacious speeches on September … Continue reading OLC57: The Flame Pants

OLC54: The Gift Machine

Location: Manifests inside of abandoned casinos. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Gift Machine is an anomalous claw machine game with a birthday theme known to manifest in abandoned casinos. Coloration varies wildly as the machine takes on the favorite colors of its intended target. The name of the target and their associated personality characteristics … Continue reading OLC54: The Gift Machine

OLC51: The Commoner’s Grimoire

Location: Commonly available on the black-market. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Commoner’s Grimoire is an anomalous book of anonymous, likely collective, authorship. Usually found as a paperback edition, though various hardcover editions exist. Inside the pages of each copy of the Commoner’s Grimoire are various magic spells, recipes, and general information. The key anomalous … Continue reading OLC51: The Commoner’s Grimoire

OLC42: The Malfunctioning Archeology Kit

Location: Unknown, stolen from the Lyre Family private collection. Status: Presumed Active. Description and Behavior: The Malfunctioning Archeology Kit is an anomalous children’s archeology kit from the defunct toy company Fantasnatural Toys. Specifically, the Kit is from the Junior Scientist line of products and is labelled as a prototype for an unreleased archeology kit. Items … Continue reading OLC42: The Malfunctioning Archeology Kit

OLC37: The Thought Catalogue

Location: Is shipped to homes from an unknown address. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Thought Catalogue is a sales catalogue advertising various “States of Mind” (listed as SoM for short in the catalogue) for sale. There are anywhere from eighty to two hundred of SoM in these catalogues, depending on which season. Among them … Continue reading OLC37: The Thought Catalogue

OHA35: The Endless Shotgun

Location: The Lyre Family private collection. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Endless Shotgun is an anomalous firearm of uncertain origin. It resembles a crudely made sawed-off double-barrelled shotgun with a wooden stock. Usually it rests on a wooden display stand with the words “For Dealing With Lots of Problems” carved into it. When it … Continue reading OHA35: The Endless Shotgun

OMA33: The Undead Express

Location: Can manifest with any Light Rail Transit system. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Undead Express is an anomalous electric train, similar in appearance to the trains utilized in the transit systems of many cities. It appears to be a dilapidated and old model and can only be properly differentiated from regular trains due … Continue reading OMA33: The Undead Express

OMA31: Teutonville Pamphlets

Location: Usually given out by masked men on street corners. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Teutonville Pamphlets are anomalous advertisements for a town that does not exist. The Pamphlets advertise an idyllic, rustic town of friendly people within driving distance of wherever they were received. Though varying between the specific person being advertised to, the … Continue reading OMA31: Teutonville Pamphlets