OLA82: Steve’s Automatic Diaries

Location: Is delivered by mail to intended recipients. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Steve’s Automatic Diaries are anomalous books that begin with entirely blank pages. The cover is always light blue, labelled with a paper sticker saying, “Steve’s Automatic Diary – Gifted to [insert recipient’s name]” and the book is perpetually one inch (2.5 cm) … Continue reading OLA82: Steve’s Automatic Diaries

OLC79: The People Printer

Location: Unknown, in American government possession. Status: Unknown, presumed active. Description and Behavior: The People Printer is an anomalous 3D printer that utilizes human organic material to ‘print’ new humans. This Printer is comprised of what on casual observation would appear to be a normal 3D printer bolted to a wooden casket, ten tempered glass … Continue reading OLC79: The People Printer

OMC77: The Gateway Television

Location: A foreclosed independent video store in Passaic, New Jersey. Status: Inactive (Broken beyond repair). Description and Behavior: The Gateway Television was an anomalous display television belonging to a now bankrupt video rental business. It was a 30-inch CRT television from an unknown manufacturer in the late 1990s. The documents from the business claim that … Continue reading OMC77: The Gateway Television

OMC72: Violent Music

Location: Originated from an unmarked vinyl record, has since been reproduced as cassettes, CDs, and digital media on the internet. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Violent Music is anomalous music that traces back to an unmarked vinyl record likely from 1968. The music itself is said to sound like “a trash compacter crushing a piano … Continue reading OMC72: Violent Music

OMN64: Steve’s Self-Filling Buckets

Location: All known instances ‘gifted’ through the mail by ‘Steve’, which is an entity of unknown origin. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Steve’s Self-Filling Buckets are anomalous four-gallon (15 liter) steel buckets with cheap paper sticker labels on them, usually with ‘Steve’s Bucket’ written on them with permanent marker. The inside of each bucket is … Continue reading OMN64: Steve’s Self-Filling Buckets

OLC63: The One-Word Dictionary

Location: The Lyre Family private collection. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The One-Word Dictionary is an anomalous book that contains only one word and its utterly extensive definition. The specific word is ‘Ximellious’, an adjective. The definition is itself about three-hundred thousand words long and frequently digresses into typically unhelpful anecdotes from the uncredited author. … Continue reading OLC63: The One-Word Dictionary

OLC57: The Flame Pants

Location: Unknown. Status: Unknown, presumed active. Description and Behavior: The Flame Pants are a pair of anomalous dress pants formerly worn by the con-artist turned politician and third-party presidential candidate Dexter Mallory. They adjust themselves to perfectly fit anyone wearing them. Their anomalous qualities manifested during one of Mr. Mallory’s infamously fallacious speeches on September … Continue reading OLC57: The Flame Pants

OLC54: The Gift Machine

Location: Manifests inside of abandoned casinos. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Gift Machine is an anomalous claw machine game with a birthday theme known to manifest in abandoned casinos. Coloration varies wildly as the machine takes on the favorite colors of its intended target. The name of the target and their associated personality characteristics … Continue reading OLC54: The Gift Machine

OLC51: The Commoner’s Grimoire

Location: Commonly available on the black-market. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Commoner’s Grimoire is an anomalous book of anonymous, likely collective, authorship. Usually found as a paperback edition, though various hardcover editions exist. Inside the pages of each copy of the Commoner’s Grimoire are various magic spells, recipes, and general information. The key anomalous … Continue reading OLC51: The Commoner’s Grimoire