Location: N/A Status: Inactive, known instances destroyed. Description and Behavior: Universal Pink Slips were anomalous pink pieces of paper contained within a notepad. Each piece measured five inches wide by eight inches long (12.7 x 20.3 cm) and was by default blank. The notepad was estimated to hold fifty pages, all of which were accounted … Continue reading OLA98: Universal Pink Slips
Tag: Object
OLC96: The Blood Pen
Location: In the possession of the Traveling Anomaly Exhibition. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Blood Pen is an anomalous fountain pen with a dark wood barrel and a rose gold-plated grip textured with a pattern of swirling drops, likely representing blood. It is lacking a cap, though some older documentation and pictures show it … Continue reading OLC96: The Blood Pen
OLA93: The Fission Space Heater
Location: Unknown, reportedly stolen when the IPCA was dissolved. Status: Unknown, presumed active. Description and Behavior: The Fission Space Heater is an anomalous and incredibly resilient ceramic space heater that stands at three feet (0.9 meters) tall and two feet (0.6 meters) wide. It has a matted silver-colored plastic exterior with a faded “Fission Space … Continue reading OLA93: The Fission Space Heater
OHA90: The Unobservable Object
Location: Presumed to be in the Lyre Family private collection. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: It is not known what the Unobservable Object is. Even whether it is in fact an object is purely theoretical as while it can be relocated and generally seems to remain stationary, it could very well be a plant, animal, … Continue reading OHA90: The Unobservable Object
OLA82: Steve’s Automatic Diaries
Location: Is delivered by mail to intended recipients. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Steve’s Automatic Diaries are anomalous books that begin with entirely blank pages. The cover is always light blue, labelled with a paper sticker saying, “Steve’s Automatic Diary – Gifted to [insert recipient’s name]” and the book is perpetually one inch (2.5 cm) … Continue reading OLA82: Steve’s Automatic Diaries
OLC79: The People Printer
Location: Unknown, in American government possession. Status: Unknown, presumed active. Description and Behavior: The People Printer is an anomalous 3D printer that utilizes human organic material to ‘print’ new humans. This Printer is comprised of what on casual observation would appear to be a normal 3D printer bolted to a wooden casket, ten tempered glass … Continue reading OLC79: The People Printer
OMC77: The Gateway Television
Location: A foreclosed independent video store in Passaic, New Jersey. Status: Inactive (Broken beyond repair). Description and Behavior: The Gateway Television was an anomalous display television belonging to a now bankrupt video rental business. It was a 30-inch CRT television from an unknown manufacturer in the late 1990s. The documents from the business claim that … Continue reading OMC77: The Gateway Television
OHH74: The Gluttony Plate
Location: Stuck to a wooden table last sighted in Amsterdam, Netherlands. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Gluttony Plate is an anomalous dinner plate made of tin that cannot be removed from the wooden table it is currently attached to. This is due to the fact that the object has been superglued to the table … Continue reading OHH74: The Gluttony Plate
OMC72: Violent Music
Location: Originated from an unmarked vinyl record, has since been reproduced as cassettes, CDs, and digital media on the internet. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Violent Music is anomalous music that traces back to an unmarked vinyl record likely from 1968. The music itself is said to sound like “a trash compacter crushing a piano … Continue reading OMC72: Violent Music
OMN64: Steve’s Self-Filling Buckets
Location: All known instances ‘gifted’ through the mail by ‘Steve’, which is an entity of unknown origin. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Steve’s Self-Filling Buckets are anomalous four-gallon (15 liter) steel buckets with cheap paper sticker labels on them, usually with ‘Steve’s Bucket’ written on them with permanent marker. The inside of each bucket is … Continue reading OMN64: Steve’s Self-Filling Buckets
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