Category: Anomalous Entity Entry

IHC60: Catch and Release UFOs

Location: Rural areas, most reports occur in the United States. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Catch and Release UFOs are, despite the name, not actually UFOs as they are in fact identified though with little proper information on their origins. They are simply called UFOs due to the pop cultural associations the term has with … Continue reading IHC60: Catch and Release UFOs →

ALI59: House Dinos

Location: Ordered online via temporary websites. Some feral cases exist. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: House Dinos are anomalous pets sold by an unknown organization through temporary websites that are advertised through social media. Despite the name House Dinos are not actually dinosaurs but are rather other animals genetically engineered to resemble the pop cultural … Continue reading ALI59: House Dinos →

HLC58: The Organic Computer

Location: Unknown, in American government possession. Status: Unknown, presumed active. Description and Behavior: The Organic Computer is a large living desktop computer made of organic material. The ‘tower’ is composed of grey matter of human origin contained inside of a chitinous exterior, which allows for incredibly effective multi-tasking and creative problem-solving abilities with a computing … Continue reading HLC58: The Organic Computer →

OLC57: The Flame Pants

Location: Unknown. Status: Unknown, presumed active. Description and Behavior: The Flame Pants are a pair of anomalous dress pants formerly worn by the con-artist turned politician and third-party presidential candidate Dexter Mallory. They adjust themselves to perfectly fit anyone wearing them. Their anomalous qualities manifested during one of Mr. Mallory’s infamously fallacious speeches on September … Continue reading OLC57: The Flame Pants →

SHC56: The Reptilian Duelist

Location: Can manifest at competitions. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Reptilian Duelist is an anomalous reptilian humanoid known to be able to manifest at competitions. It stands at seven and a half feet (2.3 meters) tall and appears to be covered in dark grey scales. Its voice, while relatively deep and rough, is clearly … Continue reading SHC56: The Reptilian Duelist →

AHH55: The Rebar Puppeteer

Location: Western Europe, usually in Northern France and the Benelux region. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Rebar Puppeteer is an anomalous entity made of heavily corroded rebar twisted into a human-like shape. It is capable of adjusting its shape to change its perceived height and build, so it can vary wildly. Based on our … Continue reading AHH55: The Rebar Puppeteer →

OLC54: The Gift Machine

Location: Manifests inside of abandoned casinos. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Gift Machine is an anomalous claw machine game with a birthday theme known to manifest in abandoned casinos. Coloration varies wildly as the machine takes on the favorite colors of its intended target. The name of the target and their associated personality characteristics … Continue reading OLC54: The Gift Machine →

HHA52: The Baal of Wall Street

Location: Wanders Wall Street in New York while disguised. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Baal of Wall Street is a highly intelligent demon known to reside on the famous street, usually in disguise. The most common disguises this entity uses are a homeless person, a lawyer, a successful broker, and even a stray animal. … Continue reading HHA52: The Baal of Wall Street →

OLC51: The Commoner’s Grimoire

Location: Commonly available on the black-market. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Commoner’s Grimoire is an anomalous book of anonymous, likely collective, authorship. Usually found as a paperback edition, though various hardcover editions exist. Inside the pages of each copy of the Commoner’s Grimoire are various magic spells, recipes, and general information. The key anomalous … Continue reading OLC51: The Commoner’s Grimoire →