Location: Travels between various bars and pubs in Nashville, Tennessee. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Parturition Jukebox is an entity that somewhat resembles a jukebox made of a flesh, bones, muscles, and a thin transparent membrane where glass would be. It has four long and powerful arms it uses to move around as well … Continue reading SLC23: The Parturition Jukebox
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SLI22: Captain Superb
Location: N/A. Status: Inactive, terminated. Description and Behavior: Captain Superb (real name Gerald Johnson) was an anomalous human, a self-declared superhero. It was six feet three inches (1.9 meters) tall and weighed approximately two-hundred and thirty pounds (104.3 kg). It was a Caucasian male with brown hair and had the anomalous abilities of super strength, … Continue reading SLI22: Captain Superb
ALC21: Loyal Luggage
Location: Southern Alberta and Saskatchewan, Canada. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Loyal Luggage are anomalous instances of living luggage that currently only occur in the southern portions of the Canadian provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan. These entities are typically quadrupedal leather suitcases with two eyes, two ears, a mouth, and an anus scattered seemingly randomly … Continue reading ALC21: Loyal Luggage
OLC20: The Rebirth Cube
Location: Unknown, currently thought to be in the possession of one of the cells of the Blood Angel Cult (IMI2). Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Rebirth Cube is a black cube measuring three feet eleven inches (1.2 meters) on each side and weighing at least four thousand pounds (1814 kg). Its blackness is so … Continue reading OLC20: The Rebirth Cube
HHH19: King Peak
Location: Can manifest in any mountain range. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: King Peak is a smooth red gemstone resembling a human eye that grows a red shale-like substance from itself. It has used this material to build an approximately twenty-thousand foot (6096 meter) tall mountain that it resides at the top of, sitting on … Continue reading HHH19: King Peak
PHA18: Voodoo Photo Editor Suite
Location: Various software pirating websites. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Voodoo Photo Editor Suite is a photo editing tool similar to Photoshop that is only available on software pirating websites. When the software is installed and used to manipulate a digital image it will only allow for the manipulation of people or animals in … Continue reading PHA18: Voodoo Photo Editor Suite
IMA17: The Monastic Order of Numerodeism
Location: An unidentified ‘interdimensional space’ functions as their monastery, though they do travel pretty much anywhere. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Monastic Order of Numerodeism is a purportedly interdimensional religious organization that reveres individual numbers as gods. Every one of these ‘gods’ has a name and personality; and has to be referred to as … Continue reading IMA17: The Monastic Order of Numerodeism
OHA16: The Sword of Goliath
Location: The Lyre Family private collection. Status: Inactive. Description and Behavior: The Sword of Goliath is an exceptionally long and heavy bronze sword with now inert anomalous properties. With a length of about seventy inches (177.8 centimeters) and a weight of about twenty pounds (9.1 kilograms), it is largely impractical considering its one-handed design. Though … Continue reading OHA16: The Sword of Goliath
ALC15: Nightmare Crawlers
Location: Humid regions, usually near the coast. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Nightmare Crawlers are an anomalous species that superficially resemble large centipedes with anywhere from nine to fifteen sets of legs, though they are in fact vertebrates. They crawl in behind the eyes of their victims while they sleep. Once in place, they inject … Continue reading ALC15: Nightmare Crawlers
HMN14: The Know-It-All
Location: N/A, Summoned Entity Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Know-It-All is an anomalous entity often sought for its extensive knowledge on a multitude of subjects. It is summoned by sealing oneself in a ‘summoning cube’ made with mirrors facing inward on all sides and then reading aloud a select passage from The Grimoire of … Continue reading HMN14: The Know-It-All
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