OLA82: Steve’s Automatic Diaries

Location: Is delivered by mail to intended recipients. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Steve’s Automatic Diaries are anomalous books that begin with entirely blank pages. The cover is always light blue, labelled with a paper sticker saying, “Steve’s Automatic Diary – Gifted to [insert recipient’s name]” and the book is perpetually one inch (2.5 cm) … Continue reading OLA82: Steve’s Automatic Diaries

OLC79: The People Printer

Location: Unknown, in American government possession. Status: Unknown, presumed active. Description and Behavior: The People Printer is an anomalous 3D printer that utilizes human organic material to ‘print’ new humans. This Printer is comprised of what on casual observation would appear to be a normal 3D printer bolted to a wooden casket, ten tempered glass … Continue reading OLC79: The People Printer

SLA70: Necronauts

Location: Varies, often Necronautical practices are kept private. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Necronauts are anomalous humans capable of purposefully instigating a near-death state, whether through innate anomalous ability or by means of anomalous equipment, to interact with the elements of the afterlife. They usually have the intent of exploring, experimenting with, and explaining the … Continue reading SLA70: Necronauts

ALC68: House Crawlers

Location: Frequently live in rural and suburban housing in North America, some instances have spread to other continents. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: House Crawlers are an anomalous species of hairless ape resembling small, malnourished children with especially large eyes and teeth. The average height of this species when standing straight is about three and … Continue reading ALC68: House Crawlers

ALH67: Predatory Bathtub

Location: Liverpool, United Kingdom. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Predatory Bathtub is a large, carnivorous anomalous insect that resembles a large double slipper bathtub. It possesses six relatively short legs. The exoskeleton consists of a shiny, hard sheer white chitinous material that is smooth to the touch much like porcelain though significantly more resistant … Continue reading ALH67: Predatory Bathtub

OLC63: The One-Word Dictionary

Location: The Lyre Family private collection. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The One-Word Dictionary is an anomalous book that contains only one word and its utterly extensive definition. The specific word is ‘Ximellious’, an adjective. The definition is itself about three-hundred thousand words long and frequently digresses into typically unhelpful anecdotes from the uncredited author. … Continue reading OLC63: The One-Word Dictionary

SLC61: The Pestering Crone

Location: Manifests late at night in random houses. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Pestering Crone is an anomalous entity resembling a small elderly woman. It initially manifests in a house at night and then remains in close vicinity to the initial manifestation point, in both visible and invisible forms, until it leaves of its … Continue reading SLC61: The Pestering Crone

ALI59: House Dinos

Location: Ordered online via temporary websites. Some feral cases exist. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: House Dinos are anomalous pets sold by an unknown organization through temporary websites that are advertised through social media. Despite the name House Dinos are not actually dinosaurs but are rather other animals genetically engineered to resemble the pop cultural … Continue reading ALI59: House Dinos

HLC58: The Organic Computer

Location: Unknown, in American government possession. Status: Unknown, presumed active. Description and Behavior: The Organic Computer is a large living desktop computer made of organic material. The ‘tower’ is composed of grey matter of human origin contained inside of a chitinous exterior, which allows for incredibly effective multi-tasking and creative problem-solving abilities with a computing … Continue reading HLC58: The Organic Computer

OLC57: The Flame Pants

Location: Unknown. Status: Unknown, presumed active. Description and Behavior: The Flame Pants are a pair of anomalous dress pants formerly worn by the con-artist turned politician and third-party presidential candidate Dexter Mallory. They adjust themselves to perfectly fit anyone wearing them. Their anomalous qualities manifested during one of Mr. Mallory’s infamously fallacious speeches on September … Continue reading OLC57: The Flame Pants