ILN89: Rosy Sleaze’s Adult Pizzeria Animatronics

Location: Frequently sighted in or near the Colorado Rockies. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Rosy Sleaze’s Adult Pizzeria Animatronics are anomalous animatronics from the failed adult entertainment venture, Rosy Sleaze’s Adult Pizzeria. This venture attempted to take the mascot arcade-pizzeria business that was wildly successful at the time and create a chain of mascot casino-pizzeria … Continue reading ILN89: Rosy Sleaze’s Adult Pizzeria Animatronics

SLC85: The Red Reverend

Location: Wanders the Mojave Desert in the southwestern United States. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Red Reverend is an anomalous human in the Mojave Desert known to always wear a crimson cassock and an often blood-covered clerical collar. It appears as a six-foot three-inch (1.9 meter) tall white American male in their late thirties … Continue reading SLC85: The Red Reverend

ILC84: The Microciety

Location: The Lyre Family private collection. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Microciety is an anomalous scale model of a proposed flat earth by the missing amateur Cryptogeographer, Christopher Oswald Lyre, who was in our employ for eleven years before disappearing. It is in the shape of a bowl that measures ten feet (3 meters) … Continue reading ILC84: The Microciety

OLA82: Steve’s Automatic Diaries

Location: Is delivered by mail to intended recipients. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Steve’s Automatic Diaries are anomalous books that begin with entirely blank pages. The cover is always light blue, labelled with a paper sticker saying, “Steve’s Automatic Diary – Gifted to [insert recipient’s name]” and the book is perpetually one inch (2.5 cm) … Continue reading OLA82: Steve’s Automatic Diaries

OLC79: The People Printer

Location: Unknown, in American government possession. Status: Unknown, presumed active. Description and Behavior: The People Printer is an anomalous 3D printer that utilizes human organic material to ‘print’ new humans. This Printer is comprised of what on casual observation would appear to be a normal 3D printer bolted to a wooden casket, ten tempered glass … Continue reading OLC79: The People Printer

SLA70: Necronauts

Location: Varies, often Necronautical practices are kept private. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Necronauts are anomalous humans capable of purposefully instigating a near-death state, whether through innate anomalous ability or by means of anomalous equipment, to interact with the elements of the afterlife. They usually have the intent of exploring, experimenting with, and explaining the … Continue reading SLA70: Necronauts

ALC68: House Crawlers

Location: Frequently live in rural and suburban housing in North America, some instances have spread to other continents. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: House Crawlers are an anomalous species of hairless ape resembling small, malnourished children with especially large eyes and teeth. The average height of this species when standing straight is about three and … Continue reading ALC68: House Crawlers

ALH67: Predatory Bathtub

Location: Liverpool, United Kingdom. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Predatory Bathtub is a large, carnivorous anomalous insect that resembles a large double slipper bathtub. It possesses six relatively short legs. The exoskeleton consists of a shiny, hard sheer white chitinous material that is smooth to the touch much like porcelain though significantly more resistant … Continue reading ALH67: Predatory Bathtub

OLC63: The One-Word Dictionary

Location: The Lyre Family private collection. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The One-Word Dictionary is an anomalous book that contains only one word and its utterly extensive definition. The specific word is ‘Ximellious’, an adjective. The definition is itself about three-hundred thousand words long and frequently digresses into typically unhelpful anecdotes from the uncredited author. … Continue reading OLC63: The One-Word Dictionary

SLC61: The Pestering Crone

Location: Manifests late at night in random houses. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Pestering Crone is an anomalous entity resembling a small elderly woman. It initially manifests in a house at night and then remains in close vicinity to the initial manifestation point, in both visible and invisible forms, until it leaves of its … Continue reading SLC61: The Pestering Crone