PLC100: The Uncontainable Prisoner

Location: Resides on a bench next to a classified road in Maine. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Uncontainable Prisoner is an anomalous human dressed in an orange jumpsuit, white t-shirt, and brown shoes that insists on spending all its time sitting on a specific bench in Maine. We have been prohibited from sharing the … Continue reading PLC100: The Uncontainable Prisoner

OLA98: Universal Pink Slips

Location: N/A Status: Inactive, known instances destroyed. Description and Behavior: Universal Pink Slips were anomalous pink pieces of paper contained within a notepad. Each piece measured five inches wide by eight inches long (12.7 x 20.3 cm) and was by default blank. The notepad was estimated to hold fifty pages, all of which were accounted … Continue reading OLA98: Universal Pink Slips

ILI94: The Order of the Caldera

Location: In and near Yellowstone National Park; small groups also tend to live together in safehouses throughout various towns in Wyoming, Montana, and Idaho. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Order of the Caldera, sometimes informally referred to as the Yellowstone Cult, is a moderate-sized anomalous cult dedicated to the Yellowstone Caldera. The membership size … Continue reading ILI94: The Order of the Caldera

OLA93: The Fission Space Heater

Location: Unknown, reportedly stolen when the IPCA was dissolved. Status: Unknown, presumed active. Description and Behavior: The Fission Space Heater is an anomalous and incredibly resilient ceramic space heater that stands at three feet (0.9 meters) tall and two feet (0.6 meters) wide. It has a matted silver-colored plastic exterior with a faded “Fission Space … Continue reading OLA93: The Fission Space Heater

HLC92: The Angel of Death

Location: Varies, typically hunts those that “defy death”. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Angel of Death is a self-described angel, which is to say a powerful entity pledging fealty to God, that is incredibly active in mortal affairs. Whether it is truly an angel or something else entirely cannot be verified at this time. … Continue reading HLC92: The Angel of Death

ILI91: The Para-Anon Network

Location: Various internet forums and social media websites. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Para-Anon Network is a decentralised collection of anomalous ‘hacktivists’ often closely associated with the Blood Angel Cult (IMI2), sometimes to the point of functioning as the digital arm of certain cells. Individual members tend to utilize their own anomalous abilities, anomalous … Continue reading ILI91: The Para-Anon Network

ILN89: Rosy Sleaze’s Adult Pizzeria Animatronics

Location: Frequently sighted in or near the Colorado Rockies. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Rosy Sleaze’s Adult Pizzeria Animatronics are anomalous animatronics from the failed adult entertainment venture, Rosy Sleaze’s Adult Pizzeria. This venture attempted to take the mascot arcade-pizzeria business that was wildly successful at the time and create a chain of mascot casino-pizzeria … Continue reading ILN89: Rosy Sleaze’s Adult Pizzeria Animatronics

SLC85: The Red Reverend

Location: Wanders the Mojave Desert in the southwestern United States. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Red Reverend is an anomalous human in the Mojave Desert known to always wear a crimson cassock and an often blood-covered clerical collar. It appears as a six-foot three-inch (1.9 meter) tall white American male in their late thirties … Continue reading SLC85: The Red Reverend

ILC84: The Microciety

Location: The Lyre Family private collection. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Microciety is an anomalous scale model of a proposed flat earth by the missing amateur Cryptogeographer, Christopher Oswald Lyre, who was in our employ for eleven years before disappearing. It is in the shape of a bowl that measures ten feet (3 meters) … Continue reading ILC84: The Microciety