PHA18: Voodoo Photo Editor Suite

Location: Various software pirating websites. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Voodoo Photo Editor Suite is a photo editing tool similar to Photoshop that is only available on software pirating websites. When the software is installed and used to manipulate a digital image it will only allow for the manipulation of people or animals in … Continue reading PHA18: Voodoo Photo Editor Suite

IMA17: The Monastic Order of Numerodeism

Location: An unidentified ‘interdimensional space’ functions as their monastery, though they do travel pretty much anywhere. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Monastic Order of Numerodeism is a purportedly interdimensional religious organization that reveres individual numbers as gods. Every one of these ‘gods’ has a name and personality; and has to be referred to as … Continue reading IMA17: The Monastic Order of Numerodeism

OHA16: The Sword of Goliath

Location: The Lyre Family private collection. Status: Inactive. Description and Behavior: The Sword of Goliath is an exceptionally long and heavy bronze sword with now inert anomalous properties. With a length of about seventy inches (177.8 centimeters) and a weight of about twenty pounds (9.1 kilograms), it is largely impractical considering its one-handed design. Though … Continue reading OHA16: The Sword of Goliath

AMI11: Evil Rubber Ducks

Location: Various sewer systems around the world. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Evil Rubber Ducks are an anomalous species of semiaquatic mollusks that closely resemble a rubber duck with a goatee. They have a tough and thick skin that feels like rubber, protecting them from their harsh environment in the sewers and making them nearly … Continue reading AMI11: Evil Rubber Ducks