PLC100: The Uncontainable Prisoner

Location: Resides on a bench next to a classified road in Maine. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Uncontainable Prisoner is an anomalous human dressed in an orange jumpsuit, white t-shirt, and brown shoes that insists on spending all its time sitting on a specific bench in Maine. We have been prohibited from sharing the … Continue reading PLC100: The Uncontainable Prisoner

HHC95: The Friendly Fellow

Location: Manifests in buses and trains with low amounts of passengers. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Friendly Fellow is an anomalous entity that always takes the form of a man in their late sixties, with an apparent ethnicity identical to that of the individual they target. It usually wears a black business suit and … Continue reading HHC95: The Friendly Fellow

HLC92: The Angel of Death

Location: Varies, typically hunts those that “defy death”. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Angel of Death is a self-described angel, which is to say a powerful entity pledging fealty to God, that is incredibly active in mortal affairs. Whether it is truly an angel or something else entirely cannot be verified at this time. … Continue reading HLC92: The Angel of Death

SLC85: The Red Reverend

Location: Wanders the Mojave Desert in the southwestern United States. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Red Reverend is an anomalous human in the Mojave Desert known to always wear a crimson cassock and an often blood-covered clerical collar. It appears as a six-foot three-inch (1.9 meter) tall white American male in their late thirties … Continue reading SLC85: The Red Reverend

ILC84: The Microciety

Location: The Lyre Family private collection. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Microciety is an anomalous scale model of a proposed flat earth by the missing amateur Cryptogeographer, Christopher Oswald Lyre, who was in our employ for eleven years before disappearing. It is in the shape of a bowl that measures ten feet (3 meters) … Continue reading ILC84: The Microciety

OLC79: The People Printer

Location: Unknown, in American government possession. Status: Unknown, presumed active. Description and Behavior: The People Printer is an anomalous 3D printer that utilizes human organic material to ‘print’ new humans. This Printer is comprised of what on casual observation would appear to be a normal 3D printer bolted to a wooden casket, ten tempered glass … Continue reading OLC79: The People Printer

OMC77: The Gateway Television

Location: A foreclosed independent video store in Passaic, New Jersey. Status: Inactive (Broken beyond repair). Description and Behavior: The Gateway Television was an anomalous display television belonging to a now bankrupt video rental business. It was a 30-inch CRT television from an unknown manufacturer in the late 1990s. The documents from the business claim that … Continue reading OMC77: The Gateway Television

OMC72: Violent Music

Location: Originated from an unmarked vinyl record, has since been reproduced as cassettes, CDs, and digital media on the internet. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Violent Music is anomalous music that traces back to an unmarked vinyl record likely from 1968. The music itself is said to sound like “a trash compacter crushing a piano … Continue reading OMC72: Violent Music

ALC68: House Crawlers

Location: Frequently live in rural and suburban housing in North America, some instances have spread to other continents. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: House Crawlers are an anomalous species of hairless ape resembling small, malnourished children with especially large eyes and teeth. The average height of this species when standing straight is about three and … Continue reading ALC68: House Crawlers