SLI22: Captain Superb

Location: N/A. Status: Inactive, terminated. Description and Behavior: Captain Superb (real name Gerald Johnson) was an anomalous human, a self-declared superhero. It was six feet three inches (1.9 meters) tall and weighed approximately two-hundred and thirty pounds (104.3 kg). It was a Caucasian male with brown hair and had the anomalous abilities of super strength, … Continue reading SLI22: Captain Superb

ALC21: Loyal Luggage

Location: Southern Alberta and Saskatchewan, Canada. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Loyal Luggage are anomalous instances of living luggage that currently only occur in the southern portions of the Canadian provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan. These entities are typically quadrupedal leather suitcases with two eyes, two ears, a mouth, and an anus scattered seemingly randomly … Continue reading ALC21: Loyal Luggage

PHA18: Voodoo Photo Editor Suite

Location: Various software pirating websites. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Voodoo Photo Editor Suite is a photo editing tool similar to Photoshop that is only available on software pirating websites. When the software is installed and used to manipulate a digital image it will only allow for the manipulation of people or animals in … Continue reading PHA18: Voodoo Photo Editor Suite

IMA17: The Monastic Order of Numerodeism

Location: An unidentified ‘interdimensional space’ functions as their monastery, though they do travel pretty much anywhere. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Monastic Order of Numerodeism is a purportedly interdimensional religious organization that reveres individual numbers as gods. Every one of these ‘gods’ has a name and personality; and has to be referred to as … Continue reading IMA17: The Monastic Order of Numerodeism

OHA16: The Sword of Goliath

Location: The Lyre Family private collection. Status: Inactive. Description and Behavior: The Sword of Goliath is an exceptionally long and heavy bronze sword with now inert anomalous properties. With a length of about seventy inches (177.8 centimeters) and a weight of about twenty pounds (9.1 kilograms), it is largely impractical considering its one-handed design. Though … Continue reading OHA16: The Sword of Goliath

ALC15: Nightmare Crawlers

Location: Humid regions, usually near the coast. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Nightmare Crawlers are an anomalous species that superficially resemble large centipedes with anywhere from nine to fifteen sets of legs, though they are in fact vertebrates. They crawl in behind the eyes of their victims while they sleep. Once in place, they inject … Continue reading ALC15: Nightmare Crawlers

HMN14: The Know-It-All

Location: N/A, Summoned Entity Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Know-It-All is an anomalous entity often sought for its extensive knowledge on a multitude of subjects. It is summoned by sealing oneself in a ‘summoning cube’ made with mirrors facing inward on all sides and then reading aloud a select passage from The Grimoire of … Continue reading HMN14: The Know-It-All

OMA13: Cronch Brand Foods

Location: Any supermarket. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Cronch Brand Foods is an anomalous food brand that manifests as a display in supermarkets. It has taken the form of chocolate bars, cereal, yogurt, milk, cheese, bread, deli meats, and cookies. While appearing to be normal food when held, when chewed it always has the consistency … Continue reading OMA13: Cronch Brand Foods