ILN89: Rosy Sleaze’s Adult Pizzeria Animatronics

Location: Frequently sighted in or near the Colorado Rockies. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Rosy Sleaze’s Adult Pizzeria Animatronics are anomalous animatronics from the failed adult entertainment venture, Rosy Sleaze’s Adult Pizzeria. This venture attempted to take the mascot arcade-pizzeria business that was wildly successful at the time and create a chain of mascot casino-pizzeria … Continue reading ILN89: Rosy Sleaze’s Adult Pizzeria Animatronics

SMN87: Luther the Outcast

Location: Unknown. Status: Unknown, presumed active. Description and Behavior: Luther the Outcast is an anomalous human known to have previously been a high-ranking follower of the Vapors Priest (HHH7) in the Chained Gods Temple before leaving. It is commonly described as being an abnormally large, hairless, and misshapen humanoid draped in a mass of cloths … Continue reading SMN87: Luther the Outcast

SMN81: The Mad Mechanic

Location: The contiguous United States, currently in prison. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Mad Mechanic, real name unknown though Michael is the probable first name, is an anomalous human and self-proclaimed supervillain. It is a five-foot eleven-inch (1.8 meter) tall blond-haired American male of Polish and Hungarian descent based on genetic analysis. Currently it … Continue reading SMN81: The Mad Mechanic

IHN76: The Saints of the Chained Gods

Location: Scattered groups operate from compounds in Eastern Europe and Siberia. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Saints of the Chained Gods is a breakaway cult from the now-defunct Chained Gods Temple led by entities known as the Founder Saints or Founders, who have taken on the forms of large floating heads with a multitude … Continue reading IHN76: The Saints of the Chained Gods

OMN64: Steve’s Self-Filling Buckets

Location: All known instances ‘gifted’ through the mail by ‘Steve’, which is an entity of unknown origin. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Steve’s Self-Filling Buckets are anomalous four-gallon (15 liter) steel buckets with cheap paper sticker labels on them, usually with ‘Steve’s Bucket’ written on them with permanent marker. The inside of each bucket is … Continue reading OMN64: Steve’s Self-Filling Buckets

SMN44: Prairie Sirens

Location: The Great Plains, North America. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Prairie Sirens are exclusively female anomalous entities found in the Great Plains of North America. They primarily prey upon the human male population of remote areas of the region. Physically they resemble a cross between birds and female humans. Their bodies are covered in … Continue reading SMN44: Prairie Sirens

SHN41: Miss Matchmaker

Location: A large mall-like structure orbiting Venus, where ‘guests’ are transported by invitations. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Miss Matchmaker is an entity that resides in ‘The Love Mall’, which orbits around the planet Venus. It declares itself to be a fallen angel, or demon, of love. These claims are currently unverified. The entity is … Continue reading SHN41: Miss Matchmaker

AHN26: Magnum Dogs

Location: Sporadic appearances in the midwestern United States. Usually wooded areas. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Magnum Dogs are an anomalous species of horse-size canines that appear at random in the Midwestern United States. They have gold fur with black spots, black eyes, and a narrow snout. Genetically, they seem to be related to domestic … Continue reading AHN26: Magnum Dogs

OHN25: The Puzzle Box

Location: The Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, Ukraine. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Puzzle Box is an anomalous cardboard box with this description crudely scrawled on it, “This is the Puzzle Box. What is inside is the only thing that can save your life. Figure it out.” This description is accurate to the anomalous properties … Continue reading OHN25: The Puzzle Box