OMA31: Teutonville Pamphlets

Location: Usually given out masked men on street corners. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Teutonville Pamphlets are anomalous advertisements for a town that does not exist. The Pamphlets advertise an idyllic, rustic town of friendly people within driving distance of wherever they were received. Though varying between the specific person being advertised to, the town … Continue reading OMA31: Teutonville Pamphlets

PHA18: Voodoo Photo Editor Suite

Location: Various software pirating websites. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Voodoo Photo Editor Suite is a photo editing tool similar to Photoshop that is only available on software pirating websites. When the software is installed and used to manipulate a digital image it will only allow for the manipulation of people or animals in … Continue reading PHA18: Voodoo Photo Editor Suite

IMA17: The Monastic Order of Numerodeism

Location: An unidentified ‘interdimensional space’ functions as their monastery, though they do travel pretty much anywhere. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Monastic Order of Numerodeism is a purportedly interdimensional religious organization that reveres individual numbers as gods. Every one of these ‘gods’ has a name and personality; and has to be referred to as … Continue reading IMA17: The Monastic Order of Numerodeism

OHA16: The Sword of Goliath

Location: The Lyre Family private collection. Status: Inactive. Description and Behavior: The Sword of Goliath is an exceptionally long and heavy bronze sword with now inert anomalous properties. With a length of about seventy inches (177.8 centimeters) and a weight of about twenty pounds (9.1 kilograms), it is largely impractical considering its one-handed design. Though … Continue reading OHA16: The Sword of Goliath

OMA13: Cronch Brand Foods

Location: Any supermarket. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Cronch Brand Foods is an anomalous food brand that manifests as a display in supermarkets. It has taken the form of chocolate bars, cereal, yogurt, milk, cheese, bread, deli meats, and cookies. While appearing to be normal food when held, when chewed it always has the consistency … Continue reading OMA13: Cronch Brand Foods

OHA5: The Familiar Corpse

Location: Usually inside residences or areas of low foot traffic. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Familiar Corpse is an incredibly dangerous entity, especially to anyone who is unaware of its effect. This effect is the entity’s ability to be perceived as being the dead body of whoever sees it. It is then that the … Continue reading OHA5: The Familiar Corpse

PHA3: Carnivorous Houses

Location: Potentially anywhere, with a preference for suburban areas. Status: Active. Description and Behaviour: Carnivorous Houses are anomalous entities that manifest on empty plots of land, usually in suburban areas and conforming to local architectural trends. The Registry has so far tracked at least sixteen instances. Residents in the neighborhoods of these instances consistently report … Continue reading PHA3: Carnivorous Houses