ALH67: Predatory Bathtub

Location: Liverpool, United Kingdom. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Predatory Bathtub is a large, carnivorous anomalous insect that resembles a large double slipper bathtub. It possesses six relatively short legs. The exoskeleton consists of a shiny, hard sheer white chitinous material that is smooth to the touch much like porcelain though significantly more resistant … Continue reading ALH67: Predatory Bathtub →

AHA65: Curious Monkey Barrel

Location: Usually in urban alleyways, last sighted in Chicago, Illinois. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Curious Monkey Barrel consists of a number of baboon-like creatures with their muscles and bones twisted into each other, effectively ‘woven’ together to form a mass of flesh, limbs, and eyeless heads wedged into an eighty gallon (300 liter) … Continue reading AHA65: Curious Monkey Barrel →

OMN64: Steve’s Self-Filling Buckets

Location: All known instances ‘gifted’ through the mail by ‘Steve’, which is an entity of unknown origin. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Steve’s Self-Filling Buckets are anomalous four-gallon (15 liter) steel buckets with cheap paper sticker labels on them, usually with ‘Steve’s Bucket’ written on them with permanent marker. The inside of each bucket is … Continue reading OMN64: Steve’s Self-Filling Buckets →

IHC60: Catch and Release UFOs

Location: Rural areas, most reports occur in the United States. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Catch and Release UFOs are, despite the name, not actually UFOs as they are in fact identified though with little proper information on their origins. They are simply called UFOs due to the pop cultural associations the term has with … Continue reading IHC60: Catch and Release UFOs →

HLC58: The Organic Computer

Location: Unknown, in American government possession. Status: Unknown, presumed active. Description and Behavior: The Organic Computer is a large living desktop computer made of organic material. The ‘tower’ is composed of grey matter of human origin contained inside of a chitinous exterior, which allows for incredibly effective multi-tasking and creative problem-solving abilities with a computing … Continue reading HLC58: The Organic Computer →

AHH55: The Rebar Puppeteer

Location: Western Europe, usually in Northern France and the Benelux region. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Rebar Puppeteer is an anomalous entity made of heavily corroded rebar twisted into a human-like shape. It is capable of adjusting its shape to change its perceived height and build, so it can vary wildly. Based on our … Continue reading AHH55: The Rebar Puppeteer →

AHI53: The Sock Lord

Location: Manifests inside and emerges from laundry dryers. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Sock Lord is an anomalous entity known to resemble a human-sized sock puppet wearing a crown. It seems to stand at about six feet (1.8 meters) tall and typically wields scissors and a sewing kit upon manifestation inside an empty laundry … Continue reading AHI53: The Sock Lord →

OMA46: Veggie Gushers

Location: Manifest as purchasable items in checkout lanes. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Veggie Gushers are an anomalous snack food that can manifest in the checkout lanes of grocery stores. Despite not being an actual item sold by any of the stores it is found in, their systems will regard it as a valid purchase. … Continue reading OMA46: Veggie Gushers →

AHA43: The Pouch Man

Location: The North American Rocky Mountains. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Pouch Man is an approximately fifty foot (15.2 meter) tall anomalous entity that wanders the Rocky Mountains searching for prey. Its torso and seemingly mouthless head are about fifteen feet (4.6 meters) tall combined. The arms and legs are long and spindly, with … Continue reading AHA43: The Pouch Man →

PHI40: Flesh Displays

Location: Manifest as centerpieces during parties. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Flesh Displays are anomalous decorative centerpieces made of various human tissue, such as muscle, bone, cartilage, and skin. The tissue usually takes the form of writhing tangled tendrils that reach out from a central mass to the ceiling and then hang down, though often … Continue reading PHI40: Flesh Displays →