This document is meant only for trustworthy employees and Lyre family members. Unauthorized access will result in termination. Leaking this document will result in termination. In light of the recent termination of Leopold Lyre II for his numerous recent failures as Chairman that resulted in many defections and our enemies gaining some legitimacy in the … Continue reading Internal Memo of the Purpose and Mission of PRAE
Tag: Lyre Family
OHA90: The Unobservable Object
Location: Presumed to be in the Lyre Family private collection. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: It is not known what the Unobservable Object is. Even whether it is in fact an object is purely theoretical as while it can be relocated and generally seems to remain stationary, it could very well be a plant, animal, … Continue reading OHA90: The Unobservable Object
ILC84: The Microciety
Location: The Lyre Family private collection. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Microciety is an anomalous scale model of a proposed flat earth by the missing amateur Cryptogeographer, Christopher Oswald Lyre, who was in our employ for eleven years before disappearing. It is in the shape of a bowl that measures ten feet (3 meters) … Continue reading ILC84: The Microciety
OLC63: The One-Word Dictionary
Location: The Lyre Family private collection. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The One-Word Dictionary is an anomalous book that contains only one word and its utterly extensive definition. The specific word is ‘Ximellious’, an adjective. The definition is itself about three-hundred thousand words long and frequently digresses into typically unhelpful anecdotes from the uncredited author. … Continue reading OLC63: The One-Word Dictionary
SHI47: Captain Pyre
Location: Varies wildly, though most time is spent on the American East Coast. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Captain Pyre, real name Abigail Lyre, is an anomalous human who is a former employee of PRAE prone to defamatory statements about our organisation. It is a Caucasian female standing at about six and a half feet … Continue reading SHI47: Captain Pyre
Public Registry of Anomalous Entities 