SMN81: The Mad Mechanic

Location: The contiguous United States, currently in prison. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Mad Mechanic, real name unknown though Michael is the probable first name, is an anomalous human and self-proclaimed supervillain. It is a five-foot eleven-inch (1.8 meter) tall blond-haired American male of Polish and Hungarian descent based on genetic analysis. Currently it … Continue reading SMN81: The Mad Mechanic →

OMC77: The Gateway Television

Location: A foreclosed independent video store in Passaic, New Jersey. Status: Inactive (Broken beyond repair). Description and Behavior: The Gateway Television was an anomalous display television belonging to a now bankrupt video rental business. It was a 30-inch CRT television from an unknown manufacturer in the late 1990s. The documents from the business claim that … Continue reading OMC77: The Gateway Television →

OLC63: The One-Word Dictionary

Location: The Lyre Family private collection. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The One-Word Dictionary is an anomalous book that contains only one word and its utterly extensive definition. The specific word is ‘Ximellious’, an adjective. The definition is itself about three-hundred thousand words long and frequently digresses into typically unhelpful anecdotes from the uncredited author. … Continue reading OLC63: The One-Word Dictionary →

AHI53: The Sock Lord

Location: Manifests inside and emerges from laundry dryers. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Sock Lord is an anomalous entity known to resemble a human-sized sock puppet wearing a crown. It seems to stand at about six feet (1.8 meters) tall and typically wields scissors and a sewing kit upon manifestation inside an empty laundry … Continue reading AHI53: The Sock Lord →

SMA49: The Great Stooge

Location: Manifests inside of minimum wage workplaces. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Great Stooge is a seemingly mute anomalous entity known for pretending to be an employee in the minimum wage workplaces it manifests in. It appears as a tall, rotund clown dressed in the uniform of the establishment. While the customers and staff … Continue reading SMA49: The Great Stooge →

PLC48: Self-Propagating Rubber Balls

Location: Originated in Bowling Green, Kentucky. Has since spread due to smuggling. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Self-Propagating Rubber Balls are anomalous toys originally found in a factory in Bowling Green, Kentucky. Simply put, they are tennis ball sized rubber balls that reproduce via splitting every ten to eighty minutes depending on how much light … Continue reading PLC48: Self-Propagating Rubber Balls →

OLC29: New Doors

Location: Urban area, usually in apartments. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: New Doors are the anomalous phenomenon of unfamiliar doors permanently appearing in areas where no door was previously. The New Door that appears will always be off-black regardless of the coloration of the room it resides and attempts to recolor it will fail. When … Continue reading OLC29: New Doors →

AMI11: Evil Rubber Ducks

Location: Various sewer systems around the world. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Evil Rubber Ducks are an anomalous species of semiaquatic mollusks that closely resemble a rubber duck with a goatee. They have a tough and thick skin that feels like rubber, protecting them from their harsh environment in the sewers and making them nearly … Continue reading AMI11: Evil Rubber Ducks →