ILN89: Rosy Sleaze’s Adult Pizzeria Animatronics

Location: Frequently sighted in or near the Colorado Rockies. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Rosy Sleaze’s Adult Pizzeria Animatronics are anomalous animatronics from the failed adult entertainment venture, Rosy Sleaze’s Adult Pizzeria. This venture attempted to take the mascot arcade-pizzeria business that was wildly successful at the time and create a chain of mascot casino-pizzeria … Continue reading ILN89: Rosy Sleaze’s Adult Pizzeria Animatronics

ILC84: The Microciety

Location: The Lyre Family private collection. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Microciety is an anomalous scale model of a proposed flat earth by the missing amateur Cryptogeographer, Christopher Oswald Lyre, who was in our employ for eleven years before disappearing. It is in the shape of a bowl that measures ten feet (3 meters) … Continue reading ILC84: The Microciety

IHC60: Catch and Release UFOs

Location: Rural areas, most reports occur in the United States. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Catch and Release UFOs are, despite the name, not actually UFOs as they are in fact identified though with little proper information on their origins. They are simply called UFOs due to the pop cultural associations the term has with … Continue reading IHC60: Catch and Release UFOs