SMN81: The Mad Mechanic

Location: The contiguous United States, currently in prison. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The Mad Mechanic, real name unknown though Michael is the probable first name, is an anomalous human and self-proclaimed supervillain. It is a five-foot eleven-inch (1.8 meter) tall blond-haired American male of Polish and Hungarian descent based on genetic analysis. Currently it … Continue reading SMN81: The Mad Mechanic

OMC77: The Gateway Television

Location: A foreclosed independent video store in Passaic, New Jersey. Status: Inactive (Broken beyond repair). Description and Behavior: The Gateway Television was an anomalous display television belonging to a now bankrupt video rental business. It was a 30-inch CRT television from an unknown manufacturer in the late 1990s. The documents from the business claim that … Continue reading OMC77: The Gateway Television

OLC63: The One-Word Dictionary

Location: The Lyre Family private collection. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: The One-Word Dictionary is an anomalous book that contains only one word and its utterly extensive definition. The specific word is ‘Ximellious’, an adjective. The definition is itself about three-hundred thousand words long and frequently digresses into typically unhelpful anecdotes from the uncredited author. … Continue reading OLC63: The One-Word Dictionary

AMI11: Evil Rubber Ducks

Location: Various sewer systems around the world. Status: Active. Description and Behavior: Evil Rubber Ducks are an anomalous species of semiaquatic mollusks that closely resemble a rubber duck with a goatee. They have a tough and thick skin that feels like rubber, protecting them from their harsh environment in the sewers and making them nearly … Continue reading AMI11: Evil Rubber Ducks